The StuSie

where else but to the liars can you look to find the lies of other liars...

"Bush said Iraq's instability 'is the legacy of Saddam -- a tyrant who exacerbated ethnic divisions to keep himself in power.'"

But where did he (Saddam) get his power, and planes, and guns, and helicopters, and missiles, and means to produce sarin? HMMM?!!? Take a flying stab...(hint: it wasn't Guam). Ensure that mid-stab or lunge you don't fall in the memory hole....you'll find Henry Kissinger's curriculum vitae (or should I say mortae) along with Universal Healthcare and the bird-shit like remainders of trickle-down Reaganomics.

Irony: Reagan's physiology became a series of trickles and drips too, didn't it?

(....too soon?)

Bush is only the turtle head of a post-kebab enslaught and even then only a micron of the vile precipitate that's fallen out of the supersaturation of assholes in solution (which is to me, beyond insolvent) that composes our supposed democracy and its process. I do think 'we' have one, but it isn't advertised, nor is it bolstered by firepower...it's old fashioned....and makes for poor ratings.

I think they're just making things up...but yeah, don't quote me on that...it's not, you know.....beyond evident. There's a word for that.....a priori? no....axiomatic? no.....oh, both!

So...

Hey Iran, whaddya gon' do?

Oh yeah, the nuclear thing....hey, it worked in N Korea, and...Israel, India, Pakistan, China, Russia....

I guess you can't say Bush is wholly inept. There is a singular massive doctrine I can say with surety that has been widespread by the US -

(which is quizzically, both on us and not us [get it US...and then then the ONUS of what's on us...christ]...maybe someday we'll be able to say, hey China, Iran....Iraq, Phillipines, Japan, Korea, Guatemala, anyone else we force fed fire or death or gangrene, so I guess, hey WORLD....*blink* *smirk*.....so, uh, hey, um, how's that uh, over there, hmmm, you got enough water and soylent green hmmm? so, hey, about that thing, you know, the pogrom after pogram for gas for cars that don't run because there's no oxygen left.....hey.....no hard feelings? no-n-n-no no put away the leftover bamboo and hot pokers.....NO NONOOOOO!!! NO! FREEDOM!!! LOVE!!! JOHN LENNON FUCKERS!!!!!)

- it isn't democracy...it's the ploy that unless you want to die under our boot heel, you need to strap up your tootsies with the megatonnage, and be obstinate about giving it up or even hiding it....because if you hide it OH!, we'll find it bitches....sand isn't hard to sift man...also preferably you need to look peculiar and wear many-fashion-seasons-ago glasses and/or Michael-Jackson-in-sovereignty sorts of pseudo-military accoutrements and bling. Also have a very non-white name....and include bin or al and always end your last name in a vowel or the letter q. And don't alliterate. Allah and Jesus are both anti-alliteration....they were simple men.

Finally, I vote (but hey who am I?) that we just drop Kirstie Alley and one (unless in an Hiroshiman defiance [those {as Truman implied} armed to the teeth bastards!] do they resist TWO, that's BOTH) of Pam Andersons breasts on the coast....I mean, hello! Oil floats on water, right?

3M has the patent on that machine....the oil-from-seawater sifter thing....buy up.

Google is probably in on something too. Maybe they know where the WMDs are....they assisted me in the semi-utile discovery that the reason Diabetes Mellitus is called such is due to the nature and flavor of one afflicted with said disorder and its tendency to have a sweet and pleasant tasting micturation.

We're caught in the middle of an inter-lockerbank jock pisssing duel and well...unless diabetes is the order of the day, or jellyfish stings are the new pandemic (and with the wayward giga-mammary that probably just flooded the four reaches of the Atlantic, that's now pretty likely) our best interest is to rise up, and slap their soft parts into the nearest available rusted, metallic substrate and I do mean shamelessly.

Show me the X, I want that job.

In Cod We Tryst.

Christopher "Thufir" Howe

posted by C-Mentat @ 13:47