The StuSie

Frühstuck im RioBar

Greetings Gents.
Since it's Sonntag Morgan where I am for but a few minutes more, I thought I'd throw out a State of the StuSie type post over some Brötchen und Nutella.

• Two have joined our ranks, Herr Doktor Jones and the Right Honorable Herr Bork,
• Morsch took us on a liver-intensive trip through wine country,
• Der Mistfink laid bare the mysterious love/hate Austrians have for Bodie Miller, and
  
• Der Staubsauger left us wondering if he's a communist sympathizer, but in little doubt that he's a shitty neighbour.
  

In other news:

• The ever-beautiful Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination to the Big Bench under the auspices that she was "causing the president to come under fire," but in reality because when she filled out a worksheet for the Senate judiciary committee they sent it back to her saying, "no seriously, fill it out for real."
• "Scooter" Libby made everyone proud by stepping up and denying it like a man, but nonetheless leaving the administration one crook short.
  
• As a subcontinent, India had a rough go of it, with a terrorist bombing in New Dehli that prompted police to warn citizens to "stay out of crowded places." Seriously, it's fucking India. Also, a train derailed due to floodwater washing away the tracks and dozens more Indians paid with their lives.
• In environmental news, 130 pilot whales took the easy way out on a beach in Tazmania. Tree-hugger hippies blame the Aussie Navy.
  
• And in fake news, man in the Dells is ok to drive according to bar love tester.

posted by Der Staubsauger @ 11:27